So much to share 
Today turned out to be a good Web day. I came across more gimcrack in a few hours than I usually see in a week. And guess who benefits? You. That's right friends. You get to reap the benefits of my superbly Webby day. For example, did you know that Squirrels can jam? Or that there really is a town called Fucking? Or that you can build a video arcade out of nothing but paper, sweat, and glue (although not necessarily in that order)? Well, now you know, and like Sgt. Slaughter used to say, knowing is half the battle. Which brings us to a serious note in the post. See if you can pass the U.S. Citizenship test. I scored 8 out of 10, which is good enough to vote, but still a little embarrassing. See how well you can do. Afterwards, take a look at Bush's desktop (and make sure you click around. I highly recommend the speech fixer). Take some consolation in the fact that you're smarter than he is (and probably smarter than these people). And if that gets you in the mood for some sacrilege, purchase some goods from Cheesy Jesus (they have everything from Candy Rosaries to Jesus Bobbleheads). Then change gears and kick back and relax with psycho pong (a bizarre twist on the original. I can't seem to beat the first level). See the creative and humorous movie, music, and culture blending "art" at A Flock of Segers. That should make you laugh a little bit (Boyz in the Hood: Men in Tights made me chuckle). If you want more, come back tomorrow, because I'm cutting loose: footloose.