We've landed on the moon 
When I was a little kid, I used to want to be an astronaut. I later learned that you need to know what words and phrases like polymer synthesis and olefin metathesis reaction actually mean. That was never going to happen. So I gave up on the dream. I mean, it would have been cool to go to outer space, but I probably wouldn't have been able to handle the excitement. If I had landed on the moon, my transmission to ground control probably would have sounded nothing like Neil Armstrong, it would have probably sounded something like this.