Cinco de My OC 
It's not often that a conflict so monstrous comes along, that it puts me in a tizzy, but here I am. It's Cinco de Mayo, which is usually a good excuse to go party hearty and eat a lot of salsa... which I plan to do. However, it's Wednesday... and not just any Wednesday, it's the season finale of the O.C. Which means, because I'm going to be celebrating Mexico's fight for self-rule (margarita is Spanish for "self-rule" right?) I get no O.C. So please, help a brother out. Let me know what happens. In the meantime, in case you missed last week's episode. Here's my summary, excerpted from an E-mail I sent last Thursday:

Last night's OC rocked... First off... trip to Vegas... good times had by all...
Teresa finds out she's pregnant, Marissa finds out Teresa's pregnant.
Teresa tells Marissa it may or may not be Eddie's baby, and if not... it could be Ryan's baby...
Summer listens to the ladies talk about how your dad isn't supposed to like your boyfriend... so she goes to Vegas to find Seth.
Meanwhile, a girl in Vegas hangs starts hanging out with Seth because he, Ryan, Sandy, Jimmy, and Caleb are staying in the Penthouse.
She and Seth kiss and Summer comes in, calls her names... only to find out, the girl really is a prostitute...

The pimp wants money because his girl hung out with the boys all day: $5000...

Ryan gets involved in a low class poker game, wins just enough to cover the tab.

On another front, Sandy finds out that Caleb was the reason they couldn't get a liquor license...
he then bought them out on the cheap and is planning on selling the lighthouse for 10x what he paid Jimmy and Sandy for it.

Sandy crashes the business meeting, interrupts the deal and tell Caleb he's going to tie him up in legal battles.
A few minutes earlier Sandy tells Jimmy that Caleb told him that Marissa is moving in with her mother.
Jimmy asks Ryan, who spills the beans on the deal... then Jimmy crashes the meeting and punches Caleb in the mouth.
Bitch goes down!
In Orange County, the ladies have their fun:
Julie Cooper wants a stripper... Kristin ask Haley to help her get a stripper...
Haley gets several....
Julie is living it up....
One of the strippers propositions her... Julie goes to get her bag, runs into Kristin...
finds out Haley is behind the strippers, thinks she is being set-up into sleeping with the stripper...
slaps Haley... Haley pulls hair, both go in the pool.
Cat fight ensues.

Everyone returns...

Marissa tells Ryan Teresa is pregnant...
music... slow pan up...

It's over...

That's the OC in a nutshell...
So good.

And that's where my knowledge ends. I'm in the dark here. They've gotta have an encore presentation, all I have to do is find out when.