It's Monday and I just got a new computer 
Okay, so it's Monday, and Monday is hard enough to get a handle on, without having to set-up a new computer... but hey, it's part of my job and I get paid so I really can't complain... but yet I do. Funny how that works. And what pisses me off the most is that all of my rockin' favorites are gone, so all of those cool things I had to share with you are gone. Things like:

• The banana gaurd—Are you fed up with bringing bananas to work or school only to find them bruised and squashed? Our unique, patented device allows for the safe transport and storage of individual bananas letting you enjoy perfect bananas anytime, anywhere.
• The Anit-Panti—Anti-panti is the answer to all of this underwear nonsense–thongs, g-strings, low-riders, briefs, boy-cut, bikini–the list never ends. With anti-panti you don't have to choose... Anti-panti–make your thong be gone!!!

I can't make up stuff this good... and I had tons of it. Now it's all gone, and I can't complain to ITS and say, "Listen, thanks for the new computer, but all of my time-wasting favorites are gone." So, the only option is to hunt down all of the good stuff the internet has to offer, and find it again. For you. That is after all, why I'm the Buffalo Bandit.