Bill to honor Napoleon Dynamite in Idaho?
WTF is up in Idaho? I have no idea how something like this gets up on the official legislature website of Idaho, but it's Freakin' Hilliarious:
House Concurrent Resolution No. 29Napoleon Dynamite, production. The bill aims to honor "Jared and Jerusha Hess and the city of Preston for the production of the movie
Napoleon Dynamite." Some of the highlights from this actual piece of legislature are:
- tater tots figure prominently in this film thus promoting Idaho's most famous export
- Napoleon's bicycle and Kip's skateboard promote better air quality and carpooling as alternatives to fuel-dependent methods of transportation
- Rico and Kip's Tupperware sales and Deb's keychains and glamour shots promote entrepreneurism and self-sufficiency in Idaho's small towns
- Napoleon's tetherball dexterity emphasizes the importance of physical education in Idaho public schools
- Tina the llama, the chickens with large talons, the 4-H milk cows, and the Honeymoon Stallion showcase Idaho's animal husbandry
- any members of the House of Representatives or the Senate of the Legislature of the State of Idaho who choose to vote "Nay" on this concurrent resolution are "FREAKIN' IDIOTS!" and run the risk of having the "Worst Day of Their Lives!"
And that's all I have to say about that. Ain't that just plain ridiculous? I hope the bill passes and vote "aye." (via
Waxy)