Your Retarded 
How funny is that? Trying to call someone retarded, but mis-spelling "you're" and thus, you look like the moron. Now how would you like to have a T-Shirt that says Your Retarded, Practice Safe Lunch: Use a Condiment!, or Without Me it's just Aweso. Well now you can. For the mildly steep price of $17.99 plus shipping you can own any of about 40 such terrific T-shirts. There are so many good ones, it's hard not to list them all, but go check out Busted Tees and pick out your favorite one. Maybe if you're real good all year Santa will bring you one for Christmas, but I wouldn't get my hopes up.