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7.21.2004

I don't kick puppies! 
When trolling craigslist for dates, it's always good to have a plan of attack. It's also important not to kick puppies. This guy has them both under control... and I quote:
2.1. Appearance.

I am about 6 feet tall (although I was recently made aware that I might only be 5'11 and a half). I have blonde hair, and my eyes are either blue or grey.

I weigh approximately 175 pounds (subject to g = 9.8 m/ss), and am neither a dragon nor a pinata.
I don't know what else to say, but there are plenty more graphics, graphs, and illustrations in his posting. Enjoy it!