Drunk Talk 
I don't know which is more frightening, that there is a magazine called Modern Drunkard (and I use the term magazine loosely) or that they have defined the new crop of bar slang? Whichever it is, I'm sure you'll like them both, browse the magazine at your own peril, I make no claims to their journalistic standards, but definitely check out the drunk glossary where they define terms like drinking with Godot:

drinking with Godot adj. drinking while waiting for friends who may or may not arrive; from the Beckett play Waiting For Godot, wherein the title character never appears.

and treading lager:

treading lager v. eschewing liquor for beer in hopes of not getting too drunk.

At the very least it'll give you some good phrases to throw out the next time you're on drunkation.