Oh my God! Funniest. Story. Evah. 
You know it's going to be a good story when it involves an embarrassing situation. You know it's going to be a great story when the first sentence is, "During the drive to meet a new boyfriend's parents for the first time, I shit my pants." And it only gets better. Check out The definition of chivalry over at Antigeist and be prepared to laugh out loud. (via Little Ray of Sunshine)