Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter
The first testament says "an eye for an eye."
The second testament says "love thy neighbor."
The third testament
KICKS ASS!
You heard right,
Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter is a low budget movie where Jesus comes back to kill some vampires and he gets a little help from Mexican wrestling hero El Santos. So, check out the website, listen to
the theme song (Did Tenacious D do this song?) and check out
the trailer. I show you the money. (via
MetaFilter)