I do not have lip fungus! 
Awesome! That's all I should say, but I want to make sure you click on this link. It's three commercials for a Kyocera phone and they are hilarious. But don't take my word for it, check them out for yourself. I haven't seen them on TV, but apparently they're out there. So keep your eyes peeled, and if you're going to get a cellphone, get a Kyocera and support quality advertising. (via Engadget)