Definition of awful
I have never seen a longer and more awful film trailer than
this one for Alone in the Dark. It feels like it's about 20 minutes long and seems to have nothing to do with the video game on which it is based. However, it does teach us several important things:
- Tara Reid should not be in anything but Scrubs
- Christian Slater is not an action star
- Lots of guns and firefights do not belong in a horror movie
- Never make a movie based on a video game, ever
- If you can't find enough good clips to fill 30 seconds, don't make a 3 minute trailer
Let this be a lesson to you all. (via
waxy)
