A Little Nostalgia 
Okay, this is one of my favorite Onion pieces of all time... Wait for it... I'm like a chocohlic, but for booze. Anyway, now that my busy season has slowed a bit, I hope to get back to this old blog of mine... And even though I write this, I know nobody reads my blog. Oh well, check out the new design at USNews.com that I've been busting my ass to get launched... and while you're there check out the graduate school rankings which launched yesterday. You know you want to.